THE SENATOR

Don't feel like verbally explaining yourself? Let this hoodie do the talkin'

We combined many sayings from one of our favorite senators, he just has a more eloquent way of expressing what we're all feeling. 

goat's milk latte drinkin' avocado toast eatin'--life is hard--but it's harder when you're stupid--Can I take cocaine with my spouse?--I did not call senator sanders a ignorant slut--I'm not talking about buying it, but let's suppose I came home one day and the cocaine was there--There are people who are bibentlingual, they speak English and stupid--I don't know why we have to give money to countries that hate us, they should be able to hate us for free--frankly I can't cuz I can't get my head that far up my rear end-- stick it up their fact checker--kiss my ass--somebody at the white house is smokin' the devil's lettuce--We cannot run the greatest economy by putting fairy dust and unicorn urine in our cars--my car doesn't run on fairy dust--my car doesn't run on unicorn urine--urinate or get off the pot--the spending porn on pet projects--It's just caulked full of spending porn--next time you get in trouble, call a crack head, call a criminal, call a meth-head--It must SUCK to be that DUMB--Look I don't mean to disrespect, but the mayor needs to take 'er meds----Christmas ornaments, drywall, and Jerry Epstein...name 3 things that don't hang themselves 

• 95% recycled polyester, 5% spandex
• Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 9.08 oz./yd.² (308 g/m²)
• Soft cotton-feel fabric face
• Brushed fleece fabric inside
• Double-lined hood with design on both sides
• Unisex style
• Comes with drawstrings
• Overlock seams
• Blank product components in Mexico sourced from Poland and Mexico
• Blank product components in the EU sourced from China and Poland

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